Firefox juga manusia

Mozilla Firefox embarrassed:

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I got this when I opened mozilla firefox. When I stay awake allnight. Maybe some of you have ever seen this before, but this is my first time seeing this funny thing.

LOL how could this happen? Occasionally, it only "could not locate remote server" but this......

Bahasa is an efficient language

Bahasa is a surely much more efficient language than bahasa indonesia. I got this from benablog and he get this from a twitter account @TussyHapsary :D Her sentences are totally funny and hurt my stomach. I think she's totally right about this. Contoh-contohnya:

English : would you mind to validate your previous statement?

Bahasa : SUMPE LO?

English : sorry, I think you miscalculated your own capabilities to handle the task at hand.

Bahasa : nenek lu kiper!

English : would you care to elaborate on that statement?

Bahasa : maksud loo?

English : there's a 75% chance I won't make it, I'm far too busy for ur stupid event.

Bahasa : InsyaAllah gue dateng

English : the meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand.

Bahasa : rapatnya jam 8

English : please stop by our outlet. There might be stuff you'll find interesting.

Bahasa : mampir dulu kakaaaaak!

English: I've stumbled upon something that might be of interest to you. You might find it useful.

Bahasa : CEKIDOT GAN!

English : I'm so overwhelmed by this turn of event that I'm speechless and in awe.

Bahasa : ANJRIT!

English : this is a very interesting topic that everybody should stay updated about this.

Bahasa : SUNDUL GAN!

English : I definitely won't make it. You guys go and have fun without me.

Bahasa : nanti gue nyusul

English : this is a normal situation and I would suggest you take it with a right mind.

Bahasa : nyantai cyiiiin!

English : I would appreciate an information on your credentials, please.

Bahasa : siapose?

English : I have been waiting to hear from you. Could you tell me on your whereabout?

Bahasa : dimandose?

English : I can't hardly believe what you have done.

Bahasa : ya ampuuuuuuun!

Cr: @TussyHapsary

Year Book - make up is a must?

Hi guys :D sorry for the long-time-no-see :p I edit my korean blog WAY TO MUCH lately, so I don't have time to post anything here kekeke

My class just did our year book photoshoot last day. Karna temanya elegan party, photoshoot ini menganjurkan kita untuk bermake-up (mek up bok) Actually I don't like this idea. Cause I don't like the idea of covering up my face with weird things to make me my face looks better (KALAU hasilnya cantik)

Jadilah, biar (katanya) wajahnya kelihatan. Ayi make up ke salon. Dan ternyata VOILA, hasil make upnya terlalu WAH, terlalu tante tante, terlalu tebal T.T hancur sudah foto buku tahunanku. Setelah pemotretan individu, baru sempat menipiskan make up. Seperti foto-foto berikut, make up nya udah ditipisin (SEGINI AJA TIPIS APALAGI TADI) T.T

DAMN I HATE MAKE UP

Saran untuk yang mau foto buku tahunan:

• pergilah ke salon terpercaya
• jangan selalu percaya pada orang salon
  
• jangan malu untuk protes tentang make up anda (malu bertanya, muka melayang)
  
• saat di make up, sering seringlah memerhatikan kaca
  
• dan sebaiknya, nggak usah make up, ataupun kalau harus, bermakeuplah seminimalis mungkin
• gosok gigilah sebelum pergi
  
• rajin rajin jilat gigi, karna gigi akan kering saat kelamaan tersenyum
  

These are my unofficial year book photoshoot (taken by my friend) I guess my make up here pretty much better than the official one T.T

Brain Map

Brain map is like what-are-you-thingking-right-now . I got the idea to make this picture and turn it into video from SJ KRY brain drawing ( 1 & 2 ) kekeke.

Aku orang Indonesia, ASLI!

Coba hitung berapa banyak orang yang ada di foto di bawah.

dari kiri: Dea, kak Ayi, kak Yuli, bg Uul, Om Gub, Iby, Cakka, Bg Eri.

Semuanya ngirain kalo ayi itu orang CINA dan BUKAN ISLAM T.T


EMANGNYA TAMPANG SAYA SEKAFIR ITU? +...............+


Total 8 orang itu belum termasuk Nirwan yang telat datang. Bahkan mbak-mbak di pertamina (yang matanya sipit kayak orang Cina) nanya:
Mbak pertamina : orang mana dek?
Ayi                    : minang. kenapa mbak?
Mbak pertamina : nggak, kayak orang cina. JEDER!


3 hari ngumpul bareng CL semuanya nyangkain ayi keturunan cina. Kak Ayi bahkan heran waktu Ayi bilang kalo Ayi islam. Dan juga sampe ditanya Cakka hafal al-fatihah apa nggak.
Terlalu sadis.


I'm an Indonesian. And I'm proud of being Indonesian. Because only in Indonesia we can eat delicious noddles for only one thousand rupiah. (what?)


P.S: ayi lebih suka kalo dibilang mirip orang barat. So you can call me western if you want :p

Keep pis and cool.

KARMA (lanjutan)

Mau ngelanjutin cerita dari postingan sebelumnya nih, after dealing with lots of these wet tissue  

for about three days. Three-torturing-days. Air dari hidung (baca: ingus) udah mulai berkurang. Panas udah mulai berkurang. Suara sengau sexy udah mulai berkurang.

Tapiii berat nggak ngurang. Dan malangnya lagi dapet tanda tiga tanda cinta (baca: sariawan) yang berkumpul dengan imut seperti marmut di suatu tempat, di bibir kiri bawah.

Akibatnya, susah makan, susah minum, susah ngomong, susah tidur, susah ngerjain peer #carialesan

Jadi cuma mau mengaskan sekali lagi kalau sakit itu nggak enak. Walaupun cuma flu ringan. Tolong hargai kesehatan. Kesehatan nggak ada harganya bung!

Keep pis and kul.

KARMA

Beberapa minggu yang lalu mama sakit. Sakitnya nggak nafsu makan. Dan sakit itu bikin berat mama instantly turun TIGA KILO.

NGIRI BANGET!!

Semenjak itu, ayi pengen banget sakit. Sakit-khusus-yang-bisa-otomatis-nurunin-berat-badan.

Enaknya sakit:

• bisa libur sekolah
• nurunin berat badan secara instant

DAN VOILA! KEINGINAN TERKABUL!

Dari kemaren ayi flu. Cuma flu. Flu ringan pula.

Ciri-ciri flu ringan ala chef Ayi queen:

• muka nggak merah
• badan cuma sedikit panas
• ingusnya cair, banyak, dan susah berhenti

• 

Malangnya, flu ringan ini nggak mempan untuk ngebujuk mama bikin surat sakit. Jangankan ngebujuk mama, bikin mama sadar kalo anaknya lagi sakit aja nggak bisa.

And it makes my lovely MOron DAY become worst than ever. 

Jadi, mending jangan pernah minta yang macam-macam deh. Minta sakit, minta mati, minta jatuh dari gedung tinggi, minta dijatuhin kulit durian.

Nggak ada untungnya.

Keep pis and cool.